The Worst Dressed at the Oscars includes Jessica Chastain, Salma Hayek and more.

-PJ Gach

Some people lovedSeth MacFarlane as Oscar’s host, some people hated him. Hey, the “Boobs” song was right out ofFamily Guy. There were upsets, wins and losses at the Oscars….does anyone really call them the Academy Awards any more?

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Personally, I’d love it ifBill Shatner,Amy Poehler,Tina FeyandSeth MacFarlane became the co-hosts for next year’s do. That would be insane. What’s really insane is the worst dressed list.

Naomi Watts

Ack! She’s been absorbed by The Borg Collective! RUN! Or can she chase you in her Armani Prive dress (armour). BTW, Naomi’s sparkling in platinum Neil Lane jewelry worth $1.5 million dollars.

Jessica Chastain

TheZero Dark Thirty star wore a slinky beaded Armani Prive gown. While the gown looks good on her, I’d pick a different color. This is so monochromatic, it makes me think of a salamander trying to hide.

Reese Witherspoon

Why oh why wouldReese Witherspoon pick a gown that smashes down your boobs? So, it’s Louis Vuitton, it’s still a boob-smasher.

Brandi Glanville

Can someone explain whyBrandi Glanville is her? Oh, wait! It’s cause she’s wearing a gown from her own line: Brand B. Guess this is cheaper than a commericial. If the rest of her clothing is as tacky as this dress, I think her only customers will be theRHOC.

Kelly Rowland

If ever a dress had a mind (or minds) of its own, it’s this Donna Karan Atelier gown thatKelly Rowland wore. It looks like it’s going to separate any second and go in two different directions.

Kristen Stewart

Could it be the posture or the attitude?Kristen Stewart looks like a dirty fairy. One deep breath and the top’ll just fall down.

Sally Field

Oh gawd! It looks like Sally Field took one of her costumes fromLincoln and dyed it.

Salma Hayek

Aside from the fact that she looks like she’s in pain, for some reason when I saw this photo the phrase, “Dressed up dominatrix” popped in my head. Do love Cindy Chao's maple leaves choker that Salma wore as a tiara.

Halle Berry

“You are getting sleepy. You are getting sleepy.” Halle’s striped number could induce a hypnotic trance.

Anne Hathaway

Thank gawd, award season's over. If I had to hear another iteration of Anne's "Oooh, I don't deserve this, what a surprise" speech, I'd hurl.Anne Hathaway wore a pale pink column gown by Prada. She forgot nipple covers...um, Anne, they're like less than $4. Aside from that, Anne looked like a hapless, uncoordinated bridesmaid. When asked about her jewelry during the red carpet, Anne replied, "I'm wearing Tiffany, I'm a New Yorker." Talk about supercilious. Oh, and Anne grew up in NJ. Just sayin.'

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