This outfit took a little bit of work to end up looking the way it did.
First of all, this is not at all how the dress should fit.
If you haven’t noticed, I’m a midget.
And the waist of this dress is made for a normal height person.
So to make it work on me, I have to pull it up, twist the belt around the front and then tie it in the back.
This necklace is also supposed to be a pin, but I accidentally snapped the fastener off the back.
So I shoved a safety pin through it and looped a chain through the pin to make it a necklace.
I’m also wearing a jacket today that’s missing its middle button so I just tie the belt tight and no one notices.
You do what you have to to make it work when you’re cheap and live in a town without a mall.
|Does this picture terrify you as much as it does me?|
Dress: Gift, Modcloth
Shoes: Nine West Outlet